Hi, My name is Bernard and that’s why I drink.

Welcome to this thing I’m doing on the internet.

In May 2014 I embarked on something that had been a small goal of mine for a while : a round the world journey. Now that I’ve returned in one piece(s) I plan on updating this blog with the journeys I’ve been on. Some posts will be funny, others a little informative, some will have pretty pictures and others will be rubbish. Some might be all of those things at once.

I’m not promising a regular update schedule. I have more important things to do.  I’ve only learned to read and write recently, and I’m terrified of Spontaneous Human Combustion, a very real and dangerous phenomenon in which a human body randomly bursts into flames and decomposes to ash in a matter of minutes. My doctor says I’m in a high risk category.

I hope that, like me, you’re looking forward to seeing and doing some amazing stuff, learning more about the world, meeting new people and frisky women. I don’t feel like I need to “find myself” or learn anything more about myself. I’m pretty confident no one can tell me anything more about myself that I don’t already know.

I hope you enjoy, and you are more then welcome to come along for the ride.

Just don’t touch my stuff while I’m away, get off my lawn and stay away from my bins.

Thank you for reading,

Bernard, The Wandering Boo.


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