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VENEZUELA: UP

I co-pilot a plane straight into a Disney-Pixar movie. Amazingly no one dies. I’ve since forwarded my CV onto Ryanair.

The amazon is home to pink dolphins, venomous spiders, and a parasite that can swim up your willy. Home sweet home.

No accusations. Just friendly crustaceans. Under the sea. I meet them all. Then eat them later.